deviantmoonchild:

bogmoth:

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god

My ex was taught that wearing tampons was the same as masturbating.

(via madnessandmakebelieve)






mymodernmet:

Napkin Notes by Garth Callaghan

A 44-year-old father with terminal cancer writes 826 notes on napkins to pack with his daughter’s lunches for everyday she has class, through high school.

(via madnessandmakebelieve)


legendarilyinvisible:

does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me

(via madnessandmakebelieve)



queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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(via madnessandmakebelieve)




mell0wfell0w:

if you have nipple piercings, I don’t believe you and you should prove it

(via resistinglove)



andrewjelqingjihad:

He wants the ruckus

andrewjelqingjihad:

He wants the ruckus